not really: a storefront

Welcome to the digital home of Not Really, a hypothetical bookmaking and bookselling space! Below, you’ll find a partial catalogue of inventory. All prices are in Canadian dollars and are payable via email transfer. Shipping is a mystery. Please contact ourteethpress(at)gmail.com for the deets.


 

A REALLY GREAT TWEET

A 111-character tweet stretched across 21 pages. Originally published via Twitter on May 24, 2016.

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Jacob Wren
2016

our teeth
Armstrong, BC
First Edition
Open Print-run
Perfect Bound
175x107mm
48pp.

$7.50


 

LAUGHING TEXT

This chapbook was written by a two-year-old who tapped the keys on a laptop like drums or finger-paints, laughing every time letters would pop up on the screen. Produced as a part of the 2015 Dusie Chapbook Collective.

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Amadeus Lionheart Eckhoff McPherson
2015

our teeth
Armstrong, BC
First Edition
Print-run of 50
Folio
230x145mm
4pp.

$4.00

(5 copies remaining)


 

ANIMALWAY ARMFAY

Animal Armfay overthrows Orwell’s classic allegorical novel into the pigsty, proving that nonsense & play can be as politically subversive as any sensible revolution. It does so by rendering the entire text into Pig Latin.

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Mahala Woodford
2012

our teeth community press
Armstrong, BC
First Edition
100 copies
Perfect Bound
176x116mm
151pp.

$7.50

(4 copies remaining)


 

the FORTUNES

Part artist book, part oracle, the FORTUNES is a novel built from a vintage photo album and the guts of fortune cookies. Its protagonist—the enduring “you”—must navigate an uneasy symmetry between the empty spaces that once belonged to images of the past and the yet-realized promises of future prosperity, security, and fulfillment.

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kevin martins mcpherson eckhoff
2016

our teeth
Armstrong, BC
Single Edition
290x184mm

$75.00


 

BURN

Readymade cedar plank with wood-burnt “would” in comic sans.

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kevin martins mcpherson eckhoff
2016

our teeth
Armstrong, BC
Single Edition
147x150mm

$25.00


 

“Pataphysical Hardaware Co. BOOKMARK

A peel-and-stick bookmark that permanently holds your place in any book. The name of the company echoes bpNichol’s original “Pataphysical Hardware Co.

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kevin mcpherson eckhoff
2015

our teeth
Armstrong, BC
Edition of 60
110x45mm

Sold Out

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